Sloth Mitten. Simply.
A sloth. A mitten. Zero hurry. The coziest little meme on BNB Chain, moving at exactly the speed it feels like.
Sloth Mitten is a sloth wearing a mitten. That is the whole thing. We checked twice, very slowly.
About
What is $SMITTE?
Sloth Mitten, simply.
The Legend of the One Mitten
Long ago, high in a misty tree, a sloth reached for a leaf. It took three days. By the time the paw arrived, winter had come.
A single knitted mitten drifted down from the branches above. The sloth put it on. It took another week.
Since then the sloth has been perfectly warm on one side and perfectly unbothered on the other. Some call it balance. The sloth calls it nap time.
Tokenomics
Supply
1,000,000,000- BEP-20 · 18 decimals
Community
The Slow Crew
We are the Slow Crew. We hang around, we post sloth memes, we argue about where the other mitten went.
Bring your best slow-motion energy, your coziest pics and your laziest jokes. Speed is optional. Vibes are mandatory.
FAQ
Slow Questions
Why only one mitten?
Nobody knows. The sloth started looking for the second one in 2019 and is still reaching.
Is Sloth Mitten in a hurry?
Never. Not once. Not even a little.
What chain is it on?
BNB Chain. The sloth climbed there one branch at a time.
What does $SMITTE actually do?
It hangs. It naps. It keeps one paw warm. It is a meme token, just for fun and community.
How do I join the Slow Crew?
Hop into the Telegram, say hi, post a sloth. Take your time.